“Fortune Cookies Fortunes…

in Bed”

Collected by Creativity Curator Eric Homan

Fortune Cookie says: “Everywhere you choose to go, friendly faces will greet you... in bed.”

Fortune Cookie Say: “You have a deep appreciation of the arts and music... in bed.”

Fortune Cookie Say: “You have yearning for perfection... in bed”.

Fortune Cookie Say: “You are very expressive and positive in work, act and feeling... in bed”

Fortune Cookie Say: “Your mentality is alert, practical and analytical… in bed.”

Fortune Cookie Say: “Avert misunderstanding by calm, poise and balance… in bed.”

Fortune Cookie Say: “You never hesitate to tackle the most difficult problems... in bed.”

Fortune Cookie Say: “Versatility is one of your outstanding traits... in bed.”

Fortune Cookie Say: “Sing and rejoice, fortune is smiling on you... in bed.”

Fortune cookie say: “Pleasant surroundings and happy time await you… in bed.”

Fortune cookie say: “You are kind-hearted, hospitable, cheerful, and well liked… in bed.”

Fortune Cookie Say: “Happiness begins with facing life with a smile and a wink… in bed.”

Fortune Cookie say: “A vacation of vacations is waiting for you… in bed.”

Fortune Cookie Say: “You will inherit a large sum of money… in bed.”

Fortune Cookie Say: “Someone from your past has returned to steal your heart… in bed.”

Fortune Cookie Say: “A great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do… in bed!”

Fortune Cookie Say: “You will make change for the better… in bed.”

Fortune Cookie Say: “You are courteous, diplomatic and affable and may find happiness in politics and public service… in bed.”

Fortune Kookie Say: “You are careful and systematic in your business arrangements… in bed.”

Fortune Kookie Say: “A new friend helps you break out of an old routine… in bed.”

Fortune Kookie Say: “You will attract cultured and artistic people to your home… in bed.”

Fortune Kookie Say: “Go after what you want: there’s no time like the present… in bed.”

Fortune Kookie Say: “You are almost there… in bed.”

Fortune Kookie Say: “Flattery will go far tonight… in bed.”

Fortune Kookie Say: “Happier days are definitely ahead for you, struggle has ended… in bed.”

Fortune Cookie Say: “You should be able to make money and hold on to it… in bed.”

Fortune Cookie Say: “Guard yourself against evil temptations… in bed.”

Fortune Cookie Says: “Smile when you are ready… in bed.”

Fortune Cookie Says: “Don’t expect romantic attachments to be strictly logical or rational… in bed!”

Fortune Cookie Says: “A pleasant surprise is in store for you… in bed.”

Fortoon Kookie Sai: “You will soon be honored by someone you respect… in bed.”

Fortune Lookie Here: “Your original ideas will get you well-deserved recognition… in bed.”

Fortune Cookie Said: “It is easier to make friends than to keep them… in bed.”

Fortune Cooky Sai: “The secret to good friends is no secret to you… in bed.”

Fortune Cookie Says: “Ideas are like children; there are none so wonderful as your own… in bed.”

Fortune Cookie Says: “Accept the next proposition you hear… in bed.”

Fortune Cookie Says: “Wit is the salt of conversation, not the food… in bed.”

Fortune Cookie Says: “Adventure can be a real happiness… in bed.”

Fortune Cookie Says: “You make people realize that there exist other beauties in the world… in bed.”

Fortune Says: “Good health will be yours for a long time… in bed.”

Fortune Reveals: “Your dearest wish will come true… in bed.”

Fortune Cookie Sai: “Good luck is the result of good planning… in bed.”

Fortune Cookie Sai as well: “You always know the right times to be assertive or to simply wait… in bed.”

Fortune Cookie Says: “Every truly great accomplishment is at first impossible… in bed.”

Fortune Cookie Says: “All your hard work will soon pay off… in bed.”

Fortune Cookie Says: “Time is precious, but truth is more precious than time… in bed.”

Fortune Cookie Says: “A happy and harmonious family is important to you… in bed.”

Fortune Kookie Said: “It doesn’t matter. Who is without a flaw… in bed?”

Fortune Says: “You will become more passionate and determined about your convictions… in bed.”

Fortune Cookie Says: “Smile if you like this fortune cookie… in bed.”

Fortune: “You make people realize that there exist other beauties in the world… in bed.”

Fortune Cookie Note Says: “You have a deep interest in all that is artistic… in bed.”

Fortune Cookie: “You have the rare ability to recognize ability in others… in bed.”

Fortune Cookie: “Sometimes travel to new places leads to great transformation… in bed.” Wow!

Fortune Kookie Believes: “Your charms have not gone unnoticed by all the angels… in bed.”

Fortune Kookie Demands: “Find release from your cares, have a good time… in bed.”

Fortune Demands: “One look is worth ten thousand words… in bed.”

Fortune Believes: “The wheel of good fortune is finally turning in your direction… in bed!”

Fortune: “You are demonstrative with those you love… in bed.”

Fortune Believes: “You will always get what you want through your charm and personality… in bed.”

Fortune: “Patience is the best remedy for every trouble… in bed.”

Fortune: “Your present plans are going to succeed… in bed.”

Fortune: “Giving credit where it is due ensures loyalty to you… in bed.”

Fortune: “Complete all past due projects this week… in bed.”

Fortune: “Time is prime for you to become very intriguing… in bed.”

Fortune Cookie: “A good home is happiness… in bed.”

Fortune Believes: “You have the ability to adapt to diverse situations… in bed.”

Fortune Believes: “everywhere you choose to go, friendly faces will greet you… in bed.”

Fortune: “Soon you will be sitting on top of the world… in bed.”

Fortune Cookie Believes: “Don’t be surprised by the emergence of undiscovered talents… in bed!”

Fortune Says!: “The small steps you take will ultimately bring you great fortune… in bed.”

Fortune Says!: “Your dreams are never silly; depend on them to guide you… in bed.”

Fortune Calls: “Accept the next proposition you hear… in bed.”

Fortune call: “When you speak honestly and openly, others truly listen to you… in bed.”

Fortune fortunes: “You have an ambitious nature and may make a name for yourself… in bed.”

Fortune!: “Your life will be happy and peaceful… in bed.”

Fortune Predicts…!: “Show your true face to the people who really matter… in bed.”

Fortune Explores: “Hearts beat with life, hearts beat with love, you will receive happiness from heaven above… in bed.”

Fortune Declares: “If you want to understand a man’s mind, listen to his words… in bed.”

Fortune: “The secret to good friends is no secret to you… in bed.”

Fortune: “A beautiful, smart, and loving person will be coming into your life… in bed.”

Fortune Say: “An ounce of gold cannot buy an ounce of time… in bed.”

Fortune Say: “Enthusiastic leadership gets you a promotion when you least expect it… in bed.”

Fortune Fools: “Cooperate with those who have both know-how and integrity… in bed.”

Fortune Fools: “You will be happy socially and in your work… in bed.”

Fortune: “Love truth but pardon error… in bed.”

Fortune: “May life throw you a pleasant curve… in bed.”

Fortune: “There is a prospect of a thrilling time ahead of you… in bed.”

Believe Your Fortune!: “Happiness begins with facing life with a smile and a wink… in bed.”

Understand Your Fortune!: “You never hesitate to tackle the most difficult problems… in bed.”

Fortune Express: “You have a keen sense of humor and love a good time… in bed.”

Fortune Beholds: “You will have a fine capacity for the enjoyment of life… in bed.”

Fortune Confesses: “You will be pleasantly surprised soon… in bed.”

Fortune Deludes: “A new outlook brightens your image and brings new friends… in bed.”

Fortune Evades: “A chance meeting with someone from the past is in store… in bed.”

Fortune: “Your mind is filled with new ideas… in bed.”

Fortune Pays: “You will move to a wonderful new home within a year… in bed?”

Fortune: “You are never bitter, deceptive or petty… in bed.”

Fortune: “Make serious decisions in the last few days of the month… in bed.”

Fortune: “Flattery will go far tonight… in bed.”

Fortune: “There is no rose without a thorn… in bed.”

Fortune States: “A chance meeting opens new doors to success and friendship… in bed.”

Eric’s Fortune States: “You have a potential urge and the ability for accomplishment… in bed.”

My Fortune States: “Your emotional nature is strong and sensitive… in bed.”

Your Fortune States: “Some men dream of fortunes, others dream of cookies… in bed.”

Fortune’s Fortune States: “It is much easier to be critical than to be correct… in bed.”

Fortune States: “It’s time for you to explore all those new interests… in bed.”

States Fortune: “Luck helps those who help themselves… in bed.”

Fortune fucking says!: “There is a prospect of a thrilling time ahead of you… in bed.”

Fortune: “You are a traveler at heart. There will be many journeys… in bed.”

Fortune for U: “The only way to catch tiger cubs is to go into the tiger’s den… in bed.”

Fortune Cooky Syi: “Where there is a will, there is a way… in bed.”

Fortune Commands YOU: “Guard yourself against evil temptations… in bed.”

Fortune of Solitude: “Relax and enjoy yourself masturbating… in bed.”

Fortune of Insanity: “Traveling more often is important for your health and happiness… in bed.”

Fortune: “Be yourself and you will always be in fashion… in bed.”

Fortune: “You will be unusually successful in business… in bed.”

Fortune: “Everything will come your way… in bed.”

Fortune Cookie God Believes: “YOU MAY HAVE TO BE PATIENT NOW – THINK, LISTEN AND HEED SIGNS… IN BED!!!”

Fortune Cookie God Believes: “LIFE TO YOU IS A DASHING AND BOLD ADVENTURE… IN BED.”

Fortune Say Say Say: “YOUR MENTALITY IS PRACTICAL AND ALERT… IN BED.”

Fortune: “You will soon be honored by someone you respect… in bed.”

Fortune Kookie Ask: “Nothing gets in the way of your vision of yourself in the future… in bed.”

Fortune #185: “A person’s character is his destiny… in bed!”

Fortune #186: “You have a curious smile and a mysterious nature… in bed!”

Fortune #187: “You are more likely to give than to give in… in bed!”

Fortune #188: “Serious trouble will bypass you… in bed!”

Fortune #189: “An investment in enthusiasm ought to start to pay off… in bed!”

Fortuena: “An hour with friends is worth more than ten with strangers… in bed.”

Fortunata Says: “Persuade your mate with a tender kiss… in bed.”

Fortunata Says: “Sell unwanted goods… in bed.”

Fortunata Says: “If you suspect a man, don’t employ him… in bed.”

Fortunata Says: “A fun filled evening with a friend is in your future… in bed.”

Fortunata Says: “The wise men learn more from fools than fools from the wise… in bed.”

Fortunata Says: “You should be able to make money and hold on to it… in bed.”

Fortune: “As soon as you feel too old to do a thing, do it... in bed.”

Fortune: “Your fastidious nature has much more fun this year... in bed.”

Fortune: “It is up to you to create your own adventures today… in bed!”

Fortune: “A beautiful, smart, and loving person will be coming into your life… in bed.”

Fortune: “You’ll never know what you can do until you try… in bed.”

Fortune: “You are smart, for you do things smartly… in bed.”

Fortune: “Tough times never last but tough people do… in bed.”

Fortune: “It is very possible that you will achieve greatness in your lifetime... in bed.”

Fortune: “You will always possess a charm and sense of humor that attracts others... in bed.”

Fortune Tells: “Be prepared to receive something special… in bed.”

Fortune Tell: “You will be involved in many humanitarian projects… in bed.”

Fortune: “You possess exceptional commanding and leadership ability… in bed.”

Fortune: "Your mind is filled with new ideas. Make use of them... in bed."

Fortune: "Tackle domestic chores... in bed."

Fortune: "Share your happiness with others today... in bed."

Fortune: “A man can fail many times, but he isn’t a failure until he gives up… in bed.”

Fortune: “You will find luck when you go home… in bed.”

Fortune: “Have a vision. Be demanding… in bed.”

Fortune: “The first great fit we can bestow on others is a good example… in bed.”

Fortune Cookie Says: “Made in America… in bed.”

Fortune Cookie Say: “A man’s best possession is a sympathetic wife… in bed.”

Fortune: “Happiness isn’t an outside job, it’s an inside job… in bed.”

Fortune: “For he who always does his best, his best will better grow… in bed.”

Fortune: “Your spirit of adventure leads you down an exciting new path… in bed.”

Fortune: “Luck is coming your way… in bed.”