“My Misinterpreted

Music Lyrics Archive”

-Misinterpreted by Sir Master Confuser Eric Homan-

“It’s coming up. It’s coming up. It’s coming up. It's DARE. It's DARE. You've got to press it on you. You've just been thinking that's what you do, baby. Hold it down, DARE.” –“DARE” by Gorillaz feat. Shaun Ryder.

“It’s cumming up. It’s cumming up. It’s cumming up. Each day… each day…. You’ve got depressive on you. You just think that’s what you do, baby, hold it down there.” –Misinterpreted lyrics to “DARE” by Gorillaz feat. Shaun Ryder.

“I feel so real!” -“Take My Picture” by Filter.

“I feel so surreal!” – Misinterpreted lyrics to “Take My Picture” by Filter.

“Time fades away. Time fades away.” –“Time Fades Away” by Neil Young.

“Tom fades away. Tom fades away.” –Misinterpreted lyrics to “Time Fades Away” by Neil Young.

"Oh no, I didn't want to hurt you. I was just a jealous guy. I was trying to catch your eyes." -"Jealous Guy" by John Lennon.

"Oh no, I didn't want to hurt you. I was just a jealous sky. I was trying to catch your eyes." -Misinterpreted lyrics to "Jealous Guy" by John Lennon.

"All I see turns to brown, as the sun burns the ground. And my eyes fill with sand, as I scan this wasted land. Trying to find, trying to find where I've been. -"Kashmir" by Led Zeppelin.

"As I scan this crazy land. Gotta find babe, gotta find momma, gotta find babe. Gotta find it when I feeeeeeeeeeeeel!!!!! -Misinterpreted lyrics to "Kashmir" by Led Zeppelin.

“I'm on warm milk and laxatives, cherry-flavored antacids.” –“Pennyroyal Tea” by Nirvana.

“I like cherry-flavored anti-asses.” –Misinterpreted lyrics to “Pennyroyal Tea” by Nirvana.

“I don’t wanna be buried in a pet semetery.” –“Pet Sematary” by The Ramones.

“I don’t wanna be buried in a pink cemetery.” –Misinterpreted lyrics to “Pet Sematary” by The Ramones.

“I don’t like Mondays! Tell me why I don’t like Mondays! I want to shoot the whole day down.” –“I Don’t Like Mondays” by The Boomtown Rats.

“I don’t like monkeys! Tell me why I don’t like monkeys! I want to shoot them whole day-long!” –Misinterpreted lyrics to “I Don’t Like Mondays” by The Boomtown Rats.

“I’ve got a lust for life!” -“Lust For Life” by Iggy Pop.

“I’ve got a lustful life!” -Misinterpreted lyrics to “Lust For Life” by Iggy Pop.

“She seems to have an invisible touch yeah. She reaches in, and grabs right hold of your heart. She seems to have an invisible touch yeah. It takes control and slowly tears you apart.” -"Invisible Touch" by Genesis.

"She seems to have an invisible tush-ee! She reaches in, and grabs right hold of your heart. She seems to have an invisible tush-ee. It takes control and slowly tears you apart!" -Misinterpreted lyrics to "Invisible Touch" by Genesis.

“I’m alive! I’m alive!” -“I’m Alive” by Electric Light Orchestra.

“I’m a lie! I’m a lie!” –Misinterpreted lyrics to “I’m Alive” by Electric Light Orchestra.

“She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie… cocaine.” –“Cocaine” by Eric Clapton.

“She don't like, she don't like, she don't like… cocaine.” –My misinterpreted lyrics to “Cocaine” by Eric Clapton.

“You are like a hurricane. There's harm in your eye.” -“Like a Hurricane” by Neil Young.

“You are like a hurricane. There's calm in your eyes.” –Misinterpreted lyrics to “Like a Hurricane” by Neil Young.

“Let me show you the world in my eyes!” –“World in My Eyes” by Depeche Mode.

“Let me show you the world in my lies!” –Misinterpreted lyrics to “World in My Eyes” by Depeche Mode.

“The lady in red is dancing with me, cheek to cheek. There's nobody here, it's just you and me. It's where I want to be, but I hardly know this beauty by my side. I'll never forget the way you look tonight.” –“The Lady in Red” by Chris De Burgh.

“The lady in red is dancing with me, (but she wants to cheat). There's nobody here, it's just you and me. It's where I want to be, but I hardly know this beauty by my side. I'll never forget the way you look tonight.” –Misinterpreted lyrics to a totally different song version of “The Lady in Red” by Chris De Burgh.

“It increases my paranoia, like looking at my mirror and seeing a scar. But I'm not giving in an inch to fear cause I missed myself this year. I feel like I owe it to someone. When I finally get myself together, I'm going to get down in that sunny southern weather. And I find a place inside to laugh, separate the wheat from the chaff. I feel like I owe it to someone.” –“Almost Cut My Hair” by Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young.

“It increases my paranoia, like looking at my mirror and seeing a police car.” –Misinterpreted lyrics to “Almost Cut My Hair” by Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young.

“And I’m free, I’m free fallin’.” -“Free Fallin’” by Tom Petty.

“I feel like a tree fallin’!” –“Misinterpreted lyrics to “Free Fallin’” by Tom Petty.

“I just can’t get enough. I just can’t get enough. I just can’t get enough!” It turns into some sort of exhilarating sexual/ life force mantra! –“Just Can’t Get Enough” by Depeche Mode.

“I just can’t get it up! I just can’t get it up!” –Misinterpreted lyrics to Depeche Mode’s “Just Can’t Get Enough”.

“And the night mare rides on.” -“Behold! The Nightmare” by The Smashing Pumpkins.

“And the nightmare has gone.” –Misinterpreted lyrics to “Behold! The Nightmare” by The Smashing Pumpkins.

“I've been dreaming, thought it was in vain.” -“As Long As You Follow” by Fleetwood Mac.

“Oh, I’ve been dreaming… though it was in vain.” - Misinterpreted lyrics to “As Long As You Follow” by Fleetwood Mac.

“I was shaved. I was shaved! I was shamed!”–“Floyd the Barber” by Nirvana.

“I’m ashamed! I’m ashamed! I’m ashamed!” –Misinterpreted lyrics to “Floyd the Barber” by Nirvana.

“Because I'm still in love with you on this harvest moon.” -“Harvest Moon” by Neil Young.

“Because I’m stealing love from you on this harvest moon.” –Misinterpreted lyrics to “Harvest Moon” by Neil Young.

“Oh... that was so real… Oh... that was so real.” –“So Real” by Jeff Buckley.

“Oh, that was Sir Real... oh, that was surreal.” -Misinterpreted lyrics to Jeff Buckley’s “So Real”.

“We are born innocent.” -“Adia” by Sarah McLachlan.

“We are born, you idiot.” - Bad karaoke with misinterpreted lyrics to “Adia” by Sarah McLachlan.

“And someone saved my life tonight, sugar bear. You almost had your hooks in me, didn't you dear.” -“Someone Saved My Life Tonight” by Elton John.

“Someone shaved my life tonight, didn’t you dear?” -Misinterpreted lyrics of “Someone Saved My Life Tonight” by Elton John.

“Oh, what a feeling! When were dancing on the ceiling.” –“Dancing on the Ceiling by Lionel Richie.

“Oh, what a feeling, when we’re dancing on your feelings! Come on, everybody let’s dance!” -Misinterpreted lyrics to “Dancing on the Ceiling by Lionel Richie.

“Once upon a time, in your wildest dreams.” –“In Your Wildest Dreams” by The Moody Blues.

“The dinner ate your eyes... in your wildest dreams.” -Misinterpreted lyrics to “In Your Wildest Dreams” by The Moody Blues.

“Karma police arrest this man. He talks in maths.” -“Karma Police” by Radiohead.

“Comic police... arrest this man and make him laugh” -Misinterpreted lyrics to “Karma Police” by Radiohead.

“And I know there'll be no more tears in heaven...” -“Tears in Heaven” by Eric Clapton.

“And I know there'll be no more ears in heaven...” -Misinterpreted lyrics to “Tears in Heaven” by Eric Clapton.

“I don't wanna, I don't think so.” -“Kool Thing” by Sonic Youth.

“Marijuana, I don’t think so.” –Misinterpreted lyrics to “Kool Thing” by Sonic Youth.

“Mama told me not to come. Mama told me not to come. Mama said, ‘That ain't no way to have fun.’" -“Mama Told Me Not To Come” by Randy Newman. “Momma told me not to come, son! Momma told me not to cum, sun!” –Misinterpreted lyrics to “Mama Told Me Not To Come” by Randy Newman/ Three Dog Night.

“Hush hush. keep it down now, voices carry.” -“Voices Carry” by ‘Til Tuesday.

“Hey Josh, if you don’t know, this is scary!” –Misinterpreted lyrics to “Voices Carry” by ‘Til Tuesday.

“Fashion! Turn to the left. Fashion! Turn to the right. Oooh, fashion! We are the goon squad and we're coming to town. Beep-beep, Beep-beep!” –“Fashion by David Bowie.

“Fascism... turn to the left. Fascism... turn to the right... We are the goon squad and we’re coming to town. Beep-beep!” -(Possibly) misinterpreted lyrics to “Fashion” by David Bowie.

“So let us not talk falsely now, the hour is getting late." -“All Along the Watchtower” by Bob Dylan.

“Let us not talk falsely now. The hour is getting laid - laid!!” Misinterpreted lyrics from “All Along the Watchtower” sung by U2.

“I'm sleepin' with many covers. I'm warm now so I don't care.” -“Sedan Delivery” by Neil Young & Crazy Horse.

“I’m sleeping with too many colors… but I don’t know and I don’t care!” –My misinterpreted lyrics to “Sedan Delivery” by Neil Young & Crazy Horse.

“Talula, Talula, she's brand new now to you, wrapped in your paposse. Your little Fig Newton.” -"Talula" by Tori Amos.

“Talula, Talula, how much for your fruit? You tornado is brooding! Talula, Talula, come see me away! Can you really be a big fig Newton? - My misinterpreted lyrics to "Talula" by Tori Amos.

“This monkey's gone to heaven. This monkey's gone to heaven.” -“Monkey Gone to Heaven” by The Pixies.

“These things are bound to happen... these things are bound to happen...” My misinterpreted lyrics from “Monkey Gone to Heaven” by The Pixies.

“Nothing's for free.” -“Big Bang Baby” by Stone Temple Pilots.

“Love is for freeee.” -My misinterpreted lyrics to “Big Bang Baby” by Stone Temple Pilots.

“Some get stoned, some get strange.” -“Walk On” by Neil Young.

“Some get strong, some get strange.” -My misinterpreted lyrics of the day for “Walk On” by Neil Young.

“Come together right now over me.” -“Come Together” by The Beatles.

“Cum together right now over me.” - Misinterpreted lyrics to “Come Together” by The Beatles.

“But I can’t see you every night (for) free.” -“About a Girl” by Nirvana.

“But I can’t see you every night... please.” - Misinterpreted lyrics to “About a Girl” by Nirvana.

“Grandma take me home... Grandma take me home. I wanna be alone.” -”Sliver” by Nirvana.

“Gravitate me home... gravitate me home. I wanna be alone.” - Misinterpreted lyrics to ”Sliver” by Nirvana.

“Love without you will never do without you. That love will never do without you.” -“Love Will Never Do (Without You)” by Janet Jackson.

“Love without Ragu! Ya! Love will never do without you.” -Misinterpreted lyrics for “Love Will Never Do (Without You)” by Janet Jackson.

“Keep on growing, keep on growing, keep on growing.” -“Keep On Growing” by Derek and the Dominoes.

“Keep on hurting, keep on hurting, keep on hurting... don’t fade away.” -Misinterpreted lyrics to “Keep On Growing” by Derek and the Dominoes.

"The children are gone!" -“Fire On Babylon” by Sinead O'Connor.

"THE CHILDREN ARE GOD!" –Misinterpreted lyrics to “Fire On Babylon” by Sinead O'Connor.

“Gotta find a way, a better way, I had better wait.” -“Territorial Pissings” by Nirvana.

"You better find a wife! A better wife! I've got a wife!" –Misinterpreted lyrics to “Territorial Pissings” by Nirvana.

“Lite Armageddon… Lite Armageddon… Lite Armageddon…” –My (mis)interpretation during an instrumental chant towards the end of “The Negotiation Limerick File” by The Beastie Boys.